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Chaos On Weibo
(On Weibo)
Du Ming: Tang Rou! I like you! Please go out with me!
The Godly Youthful Wei: Hahaha! Kid, you’ve got guts!
Samsara Lu Boyuan: Dang! Du Ming, what little courage you’ve got! Don’t tell people you are with us Samsara!
One Autumn Leaf Sun Xiang: Che! What’s so good about women?
Glory Undefeated Shameless Ye (fan account): Pouncing on no. 2 Xiang! So Sun Xiang is actually not interested in women!!?
Zhou Zekai: Hehe!
Empty Waves Jiang Botao: Regarding this… We should have a discussion.
Tang Rou: I am sorry. But the one I like is Ye Xiu.
Support Glory Forever (fan account): WTH? What’s this situation?
Zhang Jiale: Say, Shameless Ye. You Happy people have such complicated relationships.
Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: Eh, should I stand in support of Su Mucheng? I’ve all along thought that that they are a couple.
Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Who says that our Mucheng likes Ye Xiu?
Tiny Herb Little Gao: Captain, what do you make of it?
Wang Jiexi: Wait and see.
Bai Shu: You guys are posting so fast, I can’t keep up in Chinese!
Huang Shaotian: WTFWTFWTFWTF What is going on Ye Xiu come on out and explain explain explain! Also, you bunch of people actually lost the first sofa to a random passerby your apm sucks even more handicap than my captain you should be ashamed to call yourselves pro. [note: first sofa= first to reply]
Yu Wenzhou: Oh?
Ye Xiu: Hehe
Huang Shaotian: Ye Xiu you fucker you fucker you fucker you fucker you fucker “hehe” you fucker you think you are Zhou Zekai what “hehe” pretending to be ignorant is it fun to toy with us is it fun is it fun is it fun you old man how old are you still seducing little girls aren’t you shameless!?
Support Glory Forever (fan account): Huang Shaotian don’t you dare piss on my God Ye! Also, support Ye/Cheng pair! Support and give birth to more!!!
Fang Minghua: Well, girl from Happy is pretty cute. No wonder Du Ming can’t get over her. But if the opponent is Ye Xiu… Du Ming, you should just give up!!!
Sun Zheping: Young people these days! What’s with all that? Someone from Team Happy should come out to give a proper explanation!
Huang Shaotian: That’s right someone should explain who is in charge of team happy’s official blog surely it’s not Ye Xiu what if he comes out and type “hehe” again how I really have enough of this guy someone anyone come and cut this person down cut him down, say Zhou Zekai, Sun Xiang, any interest in a 1 vs 3?
Zhou Zekai: …No
Huang Shaotian: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I know it you have no guts! Must be the lingering side effects from being trashed by Ye Xiu are you now scared right? Right?! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Jiang Botao: Huang Shaotian, our captain meant that he had no time and isn’t in the mood either
Zhou Zekai: (agrees) Mm.
Qiu Fei: Senior, is this true?
Dai Yanqi: Captain, who is this?
Xiao Shiqin: From Excellent Era. The disciple that Ye Qiu personally trained up.
Dai Yanqi: I feel like I am onto something!
Sun Xiang: Huang Shaotian, do you still mean what you’ve previously said? 1 vs 3.
Huang Shaotian: Why are you replying to me here? Why, why? Are you excited to see your old teammate, right right? After all you had toiled in Excellent Era, you must still have feelings for it. Oh wait no no no it should be still have feelings for your old teammate. You must have felt empathy seeing such cute kids being bullied by old demon Ye don’t you, right? So do I so do I.
Lu Hanwen: Eh! Are you guys challenging Senior Ye Xiu? Count me in!
Ye Xiu: Little kids shouldn’t make a fuss.
Master Fang Rui: Yo! And I see that the lead himself surfaced again. Does the No. 1 God of Glory want everyone in his arms?
Zhang Jiale: Finally, another one from Happy appear. Everybody, hurry! Drag the truth out from him!
Lin Jingyan: Old Fang, just spill it. What is actually going on?
Master Fang Rui: Sigh, how can I reveal it?
Tyranny Zhang Xinjie: Don’t bother asking Fang Rui, he doesn’t know anything.
Yu Wenzhou: Don’t bother with Fang Rui, he doesn’t know.
Empty Waves Jiang Botao: Fang Rui has no idea.
Wang Jiexi: Don’t need to ask Fang Rui, he has no clue.
Fang Rui: Huh, you bunch of tactics players…
Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: What is Ye Xiu’s intention? This is much more interesting than a drama serial. Alright, I shall skip watching my drama today. Mucheng, give us an explanation.
Zhang Jiale: Sis Yunxiu, I give you 32 likes
Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Yo! You’ve actually got the sofa? Must have had been hard being forever No.2!
Zhang Jiale: Get lost!
Misty Rain Little Shu: Bookmark.
Shu Kexin’s Older Sister: Looks very interesting.
The Godly Youth: Young people these days are camping on Weibo instead of practicing during New Year. Times have changed!
TKA Fans Everywhere (fan account): Actually, I think it’s great if Tang Rou gets together with Ye Xiu. Ever since One Autumn Leaf appears, Battle Mages are my fave!
Zhang Jiale: You above, do you know you are gathering fire? Tang Rou is going to be in trouble later when her fans and Su Mucheng’s start clashing.
Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale, you are overthinking it…
Su Mucheng: Hehe
Random Ming (fan account): This is the aura of the legitimate wife! Goddess Mumu, let me get on my knees for you! Imposing!
Zombie Fan Big Jun (fan account): This is mutual understanding! Scoot off, Tang Rou!
Huang Shaotian: What the hell hell hell hell hell hell!!! I didn’t get the first sofa this time because I am in too much of a shock!!! Su Mucheng what do you mean?! Ye Xiu is definitely a bad influence for you! I truly think we need to save Tang Rou and the other little kids from the demonic claws of Ye Xiu!! Those teams who can afford it should do whatever you can to transfer those children to your teams and not let Ye Xiu have his claws in them anymore!!!!!!
Seemingly Mist Seemingly Rain Also Looks Like Cloud: Mucheng, PM me.
Zhou Zekai: Huh?
Zhang Jiale: Sis Su! That scum Ye Xiu is not worth your time! Come over to Tyranny!
Lin Jingyan: Hey hey hey! Don’t make it worse, you guys! Did no one realise that all those tactics people haven’t make any noise for quite a while?
Han Wenqing: (posted an image of a lit candle)
Huang Shaotian: Sofa sofa sofa! I say, Old Han, really? Even you are entering the fire? Or should I say create trouble! The situation is already so chaotic! Don’t! You! Create! More! Trouble! Quick, let Zhang Xinjie out to analyse the current situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Fang Rui: Yo! Even Old Han got involved! Looks like this matter is snowballing! Speaking of which,all this started because of Samsara’s people. Why don’t you guys get Jiang Botao to analyse the situation?
Lonely Drink: Do you think we Samara are the same as you Happy, getting our pro-players to fight Boss for us in the game?
Blue River-ver-ver: Agree with above
Tyrannical Ambition - Tyranny Guild: Totally agree
Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Agree +1
Chen Yehui: Agree +10086
Master Fang Rui: Chen Yehui? From Excellent Era? Eh, you guys still need to gather materials?
Qui Fei: Excellent Era is not down!
Master Fang Rui: Good kid! You’ve got ambition! That Ye Xiu might have a bad personality, but at least the disciple he trained up turn out pretty decent.
Bao Rongxing: Boss! I also like you! I love you to death!!!
Heaven’s No. 1 Fujoshi Mum (fan account): The God’s allure is really impossible to resist!
Zhang Jiale: Who is this? Official VIP account? Why don’t I have any impression of him?
Tiny Herb Liu Xiaobie: From Happy
Sun Zheping: Zhang Jiale you… He is Steam Bun Invasion!!! Haven’t I’ve been reminding you to be more aware of your surroundings?!!
Zhang Jiale: Hah? So he is Steam Bun Invasion! They kept calling him Steam Bun Steam Bun all the time!! I don’t remember his real name!!
Huang Shaotian: Zhang Jiale, you are definitely lucky huh? Not remember something so small, unlike me who remember it very clearly!! This steam bun steam bun steam bun damn this Steam Bun!!! He actually said he like Ye Xiu!!! He is a guy right, a guy!!! I remember his character is male!!! No, wait!!! He has long hair!!! Could he actually be a girl?!! Happy actually has THREE female players?!! Say, that’s such a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zhang Jiale: Bastard! I also have long hair! Does that mean I am a girl?
Yu Wenzhou: Without a doubt, Steam Bun is a guy.
Huang Shaotian: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Ye Xiu you are truly a perverted lunatic going after not just girls but guys as well has the whole team happy been enchanted by you this shouldn’t be shouldn’t be shouldn’t be can someone from the alliance come out and maintain order chairman feng chairman feng chairman feng does he has a weibo does he!!!!???????
Zhou Zekai: @FengXianJun
Mo Fan: @SuMucheng V♡
Lu Hanwen: Erm… Seniors, Mo Fan is from Happy right?!!!
Huang Shaotian: No doubt about that but Hanwen you should go and train you shouldn’t be reading blogs at this timing foundation training is very important let me tell you that there is one thing you cannot ignore or else you won’t grow up to become a sword saint like me see see take a look at the alliance there are so many old gaffers who are about retire you should make yourself shine highlighting your skills and age and work hard work hard work harder to beat Shameless Ye!!!
Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Oh? Missed it just now, but it is now becoming more and more lively! Steam Bun Invasion likes Master Ye Xiu? That’s courageous, but I still stand behind Captain Han, what should I do?
Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: I told you to read less doujinshi…
Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Not possible! Oh, right! New doujinshi is out, specializing in Ye/All and All/Xiao! Interested parties do be fast! Address: XXX-XX-XX-XXX
Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: Why is it All/Xiao?
Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Captain, are you sure you can top? ¯\_(︶︿︶_/¯
Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: *cries* T_T
Lin Jingyan: Finally saw a tactics guy say a chunk of stuff. Question is, why is none of it constructive?
Zhang Jiale: Say, what is that Ye Xiu thinking? Is he really planning to be with both pretty ladies Su Mucheng and Tang Rou? Does he think that his harem is not big enough?
Dai Yanqi CP16_HopingForSoldOut: Wait… God Le, do explain what do you mean by “harem not big enough”? Could it be that you are reading our books?
Huang Shaotian: Zhang Jiale you’ve busted yourself hahahahahahahahaha~
Zhang Jiale: Flip table! (ノ｀口´）ノ ┻━┻
Team Happy: Thank you all for your concerns about internal Happy affairs.
Zhang Jiale: Happy’s Lady Boss should be in charge of this account right?
Sun Zheping: Most probably.
Chang Xian (reporter): Lady Boss! Tell us more about it!
Cha Xiaoxia (blogger): Happy is starting to display traits of a strong team.
Huang Shaotian: Strong team my ass my ass my ass! They are just misleading people and playing with us the whole of Happy is so irritating! It’s definitely that demon Ye Xiu’s fault! Evil~ Evil~ Evil~ Why don’t you guys consider what does that OCD Zhang Xinjie think about it?!! This is so torturous!!!!!
Tyranny Zhang Xinjie: How many BOSS have spawned in Heavenly Domain today?
Huang Shaotian: ………………………………………………..
Zhang Jiale: ………………………………………………..
Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Oh no! The dying BOSS has been snatched!!!
Red Flowers Green Willows: Quick! PM me your coordinates!
Tyrannical Ambition - Cold Night: Damn Ye Xiu that fucker!!! Our BOSS is also led away by Happy!!!!
Zhang Jiale: What?! Who? Where?
Tyrannical Ambition - Cold Night: It’s Tang Rou! It was still at 23, 177*, now heading south!!!
Plantago Seed Is Not Grass: Shit! Ours is headed there too!!!
Blue River-ver-ver: Our BOSS was stolen by Mo Fan…
Huang Shaotian: Mo Fan? Mo Fan! Mo Fan! Mo Fan! Fuck fuck fuck fuck ye xiu you fucker you shall die a horrible death!!!
Wang Jiexi: Team Tiny Herb, fall in! Stop Ye Xiu!
Zhou Zekai: Samsara…
Jiang Botao: Samsara log in swiftly and party up!
Mechanic Xiao Shiqin: @FangXueCai @DaiYanQi @LuYiNing, gather at Heavenly Domain 50, 144*
Huang Shaotian: Don’t wait for our Captain group quick hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!!!!!!
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(One Hour Earlier)
Chat Group: Happy Operations Command Centre
Ye Xiu: Yo, there’s a bunch BOSS spawning recently! We are running out of materials. Let’s go and kill a few.
Bao Rongxin: I shall go where you are headed, boss, no complaints!!
Ye Xiu: But it’s New Year Holiday now, those guys are definitely going to get in the way.
Wei Chen: What about it? They like playing in the game these days?
Su Mucheng: Since season 10, they’ve discovered that in-game training yields good results.
Wei Chen: No wonder. I was wondering why were there so many people idling about, disrupting my view.
Chen Guo: OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! Samsara’s Du Ming just confessed to Tang Rou on weibo!!!
Wei Chen: Oh? So courageous? Let me take a look and give him my support!! Heh heh~
Su Mucheng: Pft! Hahaha. Tang Rou, aren’t you going to reply him?
Tang Rou: Du Ming? The name is somewhat familiar…
Ye Xiu: Hahahahaha! Great fellow! Tang Rou, think up something to blow this up. Though this will likely affect your popularity.
Tang Rou: Popularity? I don’t concern myself with something like that. Go on, what should I do?
Ye Xiu: Come up with a reply yourself. Would be best if it creates a big hoo-ha in the whole pro scene! A few guilds have started on the BOSS. Let me see, once their progress are roughly there, we shall steal these BOSS away to a single place and kill them all in one wave. (*￣▽￣）Y
(Tang Rou replied on weibo)
Ye Xiu: WTF! Tang Rou, you are truly brutal!
Tang Rou: I feel that the results are good.
Wei Chen: Thank goodness Fang Rui isn’t around or else it’d be chaos.
Su Mucheng: Where did he go? He is even not on QQ.
Wei Chen: He went back home for a matchmaking session.
Chen Guo: He is so despicable, which girl would fall for him?
Wei Chen: Eh, you don’t say. Ever since that fight with Samsara, that guy’s popularity has been on the rise!
Su Mucheng: Oh no! Troubling Rain has appear!
Ye Xiu: One really can’t underestimate that guy. Blogging while fighting BOSS is no big deal for him. Let me fan the flames.
(Ye Xiu: Hehe.)
Chen Guo: Wow… The whole of weibo has erupted! We will probably be trending!
Ye Xiu: With me around, heh heh~~
(timelaspe)
Su Mucheng: Qiu Fei must be sad. He has always liked you. You are now totally a Rubbish Seme, Ye Xiu!
Ye Xiu: =。= I told you to not mix with Dai Yanqi… What’s the HP of those BOSS?
Tang Rou: 60%
Ye Xiu: Ok, I have an idea, the rest of you need not report. What has all these guilds been eating, why are their attacks are so noob? Still need to attend to it myself!
(Fang Rui surfaced on weibo)
Qiao Yifan: Senior Fang Rui…
Ye Xiu: Good job! That’s Master Fang Rui for you! Long distance assist and it’s not even coordinated!!! Weeding out those playing tactics in a breath, this is great! That bunch of most shameless scoundrels are now far away from the BOSS battlefield!
(Don’t ask Fang Rui, he doesn’t know a thing.)
Su Mucheng: Yunxiu is asking me for an explanation.
Ye Xiu: Ignore her…
Su Mucheng: (´▽`)Too late, I’ve typed “Hehe”.
Ye Xiu: Hah! Not bad! Good play! Yo, Old Han also got involved? That means Tyranny won’t be of any trouble! How much is left?
Su Mucheng: 40%
Mo Fan: 36%
Ye Xiu: As expected, that Huang Shaotian has not fully disengage from the battle! Go, Steam Bun! Post something, anything! Heartfelt words are fine too!
Bao Rongxing: Yes! Boss!
(Steam Bun’s declaration of love.)
An Wenyi: Steam Bun… Your heartfelt words?
Luo Ji: ToT
Su Mucheng: Not bad, Steam Bun, I support you! (<ω<✰
Ye Xiu: Don’t tease… Let me take a look, who else is left on the battlefield? Steam Bun, all you did was to lure out some slash fans, the impact’s not big enough. Mo Fan, go. Post saying you like Mucheng. I give you special permission.
Mo Fan: Not going.
Ye Xiu: ¯\_(︶▽︶_/¯ Then you won’t be on the list for the next batch of sliver equipment upgrade.
Su Mucheng: Mo Fan, go on, I give you special permission too. o(>V<o
Mo Fan: Ok
(@SuMucheng V♡
Chen Guo: Hahahahaha!!! They should all be weeded out now! Are there any pros still fighting BOSS?
Ye Xiu: The BOSS HP are kinda there. Boss [referring to Chen Guo], post some final words on the official team blog to distract them. I’ve already told Wu Cheng to lead the BOSS to 55, 144’ coordinates. Tang Rou, Mo Fan, Mucheng, speed!
Fang Rui: YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu YeXiu!!!!! You guys you guys you guys you guys!!!!! Nobody informed me about such a big thing!!!
Ye Xiu: Party up, we’ve left some scraps for you. These BOSS are on their last breath. Definitely ours without a doubt~
(Weibo)
Ye Xiu: Thanks everyone for coordinating with us. Anyone wants level 70 materials? Collected too many. Selling cheap!
-End-
Extra stuff:
Blog titles/Signatures of some players’ weibo accounts
Tang Rou - Team Happy Battlemage. PK Room 1101
Zhang Jiale - Tyranny’s Lucky Star
Xiao Shiqin - Thunderclap Deals With Big Matters
Chu Yunxiu - Team Misty Rain Best Girl
Gao Yingjie - Papa Loves Me Most
Wang Jiexi - Where Is The Future Of Tiny Herb
Bai Shu - Take Care Of Your Overseas Friend
Huang Shaotian - You Are A Handicap If You Judge Me Talkative Ye Xiu You Asshole Come Out And PKPKPKPKPKP…..
Yu Wenzhou - Slow Is A Type Of Attitude
Fang Rui - Most Sincere Qi Master
Su Mucheng - I Like Cup Noodle Experts
Bao Rongxing - People Who Say I Am My Boss’ Groupie Don’t Understand My Love For Boss
Liu Xiaobie - Hand Speed Expert
Sun Zheping - Sleep A Moment More
Zhou Zekai - Man Of Few Words
Chen Guo/Team Happy - The Two Old Smokers Are So Irritating